Oops Demotivational Poster
FULLY LOADED -
HULA HOOPS - Nobody Hates Them
CALL OF DUTY -
LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
RAPTURE JOKES. - Too far.
DR. STEPHEN HAWKING - Wonderful Theoretical Scientist Lousy Wheelchair Driver
LIFE LESSON #47 - Never trust a fart.
SOME GUYS HAVE IT - the rest of us are just along for the ride
IF THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE - then heaven is run by our dogs and they wait at the gate to welcome you... Man, is Vick screwed!
UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER - Did you say "Go" or "Whoa"? Sorry. My bad.
DRONE-ON...DRONE OFF - Canada introduces latest technology supporting Troops in Kabul
SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.
S T D ' S - Not the biggest worry at the moment
U.S. LEAVING IRAQ -
HULA HOOPS - Apparently They're Badass On Krypton
jumping through hoops -
OUR MARRIAGE - My wife submits and I obey. She always lets me have her way.
PELICANS - Motivating our troops since 2331
UNWANTED GIFTS -
WE'RE ALL GONNA DO THIS - Just admit it.
AAA - not a good time to miss a payment
MANY SAY MARINES ARE BEST - And that m*ght be true. Don't discount the Air Force. They know tricks too.
WHOOOOPS !! - Excuse me, must be the Taco's
GOLDEN AK-47 - 150 Terrorist killed. Promoted to General One Star.
LIVING LARGE -
EPIC FAIL - When auto-lifts go on strike.
THAT SCARY PLACE - Doesn't seem too scary when it's your home. Yeah that's right you are going to die.
WELL - It Sounds Like a Fair Deal to Me
HULA HOOPS - How true.
say it ain't so -
Nobody's Perfect -
HOLIDAY BLUES -
COME HOME SOON -
ROCK AND ROLL - even better with Racquel Welch
AUSSIE MARINES STORMING THE BEACH - a job well done mates, except for one small detail. You just invaded Kauai
DOES HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF? - Signs point to yes
ALZHEIMERS - When your parents get their revenge for all the times they had to change your diapers.
BREWANOMETRY - So if beer is 97% water, and humans are 60% water...then... I'm H 2 hosed.
DEATH - Good things all cats go to heaven. Or is that dogs? Ooppsies...
ROBOTS - I made this one insane.
FAILURE - Forgetting to secure the harness... what a trip
U.N. TROOPS - Will ensure stand-off in the next U.S. civil war. Which will start 3 to 6 months after GWB triggers NSPD-51
MYTH BUSTERDS - "Myth: Blasphemy is a mortal sin!!! Ooops... Too late"
RETARDEDNESS - You excel at it
BIG FANCY WALTZ... which one's Matilda? -
Self Discipline -
Streisand Effect -
falling for you -
Ooops ! -